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winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

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  • girl: *screams at a boyband concert*
  • society: man what’s wrong with her that band totally brainwashed her
  • boy: *favorite football team loses**starts riots and people end up dead*
  • society: great to see the younger generation being passionate about something!!
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awesomephilia:

the person who named the umbrella meant to call it brella but they hesitated

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heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

wessasaurus-rex:

breakfasttelevision:

My school library gets it

DONE

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castielsteenwolf:

Moms reaction verse dads reaction

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petpup:

today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear

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watdawut:

Not in my neighborhood

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